D C G
G C
I bought you some flowers, and you just looked at me
D C G
I bought you some earrings, you just went to sleep.
G C
I said let's go to vegas, but you don't gamble or drink.
D C G
With all this passion whirling around, it kinda made me think.
G C
You don't like to fuck me, so why am I still here?
D C G
Gettin you to give me some lovin, is like gettin me to give up beer.
G C
You don't like to fuck me, so I guess I'll just get on home.
D C G
I've told you once, I won't tell you again, being with you is like being alone.
G C
I've read books on making love, and books on the psyche of women.
D C G
We were wandering around in a desert of love, but we needed an oasis to swim in.
G C
I packed my bags, but your attention simply could not be bought.
D C G
So I thought I'd write you this here song, and let you know some of my thoughts.
G C
You don't like to fuck me, so why am I still here?
D C G
Gettin you to give me some lovin, is like gettin me to give up beer.
G C
You don't like to fuck me, so I guess I'll just get on home.
D C G
I've told you once, I won't tell you again, being with you is like being alone.
G C Am Em
Eatin smores and kissin' whores, and knockin' over discount liquor stores.
Em C
I talked to a preacher, and I talked to a nun.
C D
They said you son of a bitch, you're a son of a gun!
G C
You don't like to fuck me, so why am I still here?
D C G
Gettin you to give me some lovin, is like gettin me to give up beer.
G C
You don't like to fuck me, so I guess I'll just get on home.
D C G
I've told you once, I won't tell you again, being with you is like being alone.
D C G
I've told you once, I won't tell you again, being with you is like being alone.