[Intro]
Em
G D
I like to fuck I like to screw
C Am Em
I drive a tractor trailer truck and think of you
G D
I take my Coors in a paper cup
C D G
I like my whores all gussied up in powder blue
Em D
Darlin’ if I am leaving
C C/B Am
I’m leavin’ on a dare
Em D
And sweet thing if I’m unfaithful
C D G
That doesn’t mean that I don’t care
G D
Get on your ears light up a smoke
C Am Em
Hell it’s been years since I heard myself a decent Polack joke
G D
Let’s head out west and go for broke
C D
Gotta denim vest and a gal named Bess
G
That I’d like to poke
Em D
Sugar if I am leaving
C C/B Am
Well I’m leaving on a prayer
Em D
And punkin if I’m unfaithful
C D G
That only means that life ain’t fair
Solo (Verse - Chorus)
G D
Got eighteen kids in thirteen towns
C Am Em
Lost two to SIDS got one with Downs and an iron lung
G D
Got eighteen wheels and thirteen gears
C D G
With heavy heels and a hate for queers that keeps me young
Em D
Darlin’ if I am leaving
C C/B Am
Well I’m leavin’ on a dare
Em D
And sweet thing if I’m unfaithful
C D G
It doesn’t mean that I don’t care
C D G
It doesn’t mean that I don’t care
C D Em
It only means that I don’t care