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Why Does Everything Offend Me - The Jewo
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In the key of A, no capo
[Intro]
F#m E D
[Chorus 1]
F#m E D
Why does everything offend me?
F#m E D
Is it just my sensitivity?
F#m E D A
You can say anything
F#m E D A
And I'll believe that I'm the victim
[Verse 1]
F#m E
Browsing the internet is how I spend my days
D C#m
Trying to find arguments yeah I'm part of that craze
F#m E
I don't need sunlight 'cause my future is bright
D C#m
I win every argument judging by my likes
F#m E
I type and I sweat, I mutter and I growl
D C#m
Everything I read online is so foul
F#m E
That is why I have to get involved
D C#m
Even though this is childish and I'm 20 years old
F#m E
People are so clueless and I know more than them
D C#m
Anything I see can be viewed as racism
F#m E
I'm simply informing the world of what I know is right
D C#m
And that all you say is a load of shite
F#m E
I'm society's guardian, the justice king
D C#m
Listen closely when I sing
F#m E
Stop being disrespectful now show me your face
D C#m
I'm gonna make this world my motherfucking safe space
F#m E
And if I don't like what you're saying I'll shoot you down
D C#m
Because I've given myself the self righteous crown
F#m E
But don't worry about me, theres no need to fret,
D C#m
Because i'll put you in line and make you politically correct
F#m E
The revolution is near, it's time to revolt
D C#m
All you politicians it's time for you to bolt
F#m E
Because i'm taking over, I've simply had enough
D C#m
Free speech it's finished, now shut the hell up
[Chorus 2 ]
F#m E D
Why does everything offend me?
F#m E D
Is it just my sensitivity?
F#m E D A
You can say anything
F#m E D A
And I'll believe that I'm the victim
[Verse 2]
F#m E
But who is to blame for this situation?
D C#m
The one which has plagued our great nation
F#m E
Let's blame the government for fuelling this fire
D C#m
It all started with their so called empire
F#m E
To attribute the blame we need some realism
D C#m
So let's attach it to post-colonialism
F#m E
And if I see a statue referring to that era
D C#m
I'll make sure the bulldozer comes even nearer
F#m E
Anything that reminds me of that disastrous path
D C#m
Must be knocked and shoved and given a blast
F#m E
We must keep using our imagination
D C#m
To remove all signs of cultural appropriation
F#m E
You want to have a party with an adventurous theme?
D C#m
But what if it offends a minority that you've never seen?
F#m E
Nothing makes me angrier than fancy dress
D C#m
Now take it off you drunken mess
F#m E
And how dare you assume my gender and call me a man?
D C#m
Because I self identify as a tin can
F#m E
You better check your privilege because you have no right
D C#m
To an opinion so give up the fight
F#m E
Welcome to my world, this dystopian one
D C#m
Where all debate ends and where there is no fun
F#m E
Your life is changing, your mouth's been closed
D C#m
This is the future right here in this prose
[Chorus 3]
F#m E D
Why does everything offend me?
F#m E D
Is it just my sensitivity?
F#m E D A
You can say anything
F#m E D A
And I'll believe that I'm the victim
[Bridge]
D E F#m
These academic institutions
D E F#m
They've had enough of your vocal pollution
D E
So stop debating now
A F#m
So we'll have no more rows
D
And then nothing else,
Dm A
Nothing else will offend me
[Chorus 4]
F#m E D
Why does everything offend me?
F#m E D
Is it just my sensitivity?
F#m E D A
You can say anything
F#m E D Dm A
And I'll believe that I'm the victim
Why Does Everything Offend Me - The Jewo
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
In the key of A, no capo
[Intro]
F#m E D
[Chorus 1]
F#m E D
Why does everything offend me?
F#m E D
Is it just my sensitivity?
F#m E D A
You can say anything
F#m E D A
And I'll believe that I'm the victim
[Verse 1]
F#m E
Browsing the internet is how I spend my days
D C#m
Trying to find arguments yeah I'm part of that craze
F#m E
I don't need sunlight 'cause my future is bright
D C#m
I win every argument judging by my likes
F#m E
I type and I sweat, I mutter and I growl
D C#m
Everything I read online is so foul
F#m E
That is why I have to get involved
D C#m
Even though this is childish and I'm 20 years old
F#m E
People are so clueless and I know more than them
D C#m
Anything I see can be viewed as racism
F#m E
I'm simply informing the world of what I know is right
D C#m
And that all you say is a load of shite
F#m E
I'm society's guardian, the justice king
D C#m
Listen closely when I sing
F#m E
Stop being disrespectful now show me your face
D C#m
I'm gonna make this world my motherfucking safe space
F#m E
And if I don't like what you're saying I'll shoot you down
D C#m
Because I've given myself the self righteous crown
F#m E
But don't worry about me, theres no need to fret,
D C#m
Because i'll put you in line and make you politically correct
F#m E
The revolution is near, it's time to revolt
D C#m
All you politicians it's time for you to bolt
F#m E
Because i'm taking over, I've simply had enough
D C#m
Free speech it's finished, now shut the hell up
[Chorus 2 ]
F#m E D
Why does everything offend me?
F#m E D
Is it just my sensitivity?
F#m E D A
You can say anything
F#m E D A
And I'll believe that I'm the victim
[Verse 2]
F#m E
But who is to blame for this situation?
D C#m
The one which has plagued our great nation
F#m E
Let's blame the government for fuelling this fire
D C#m
It all started with their so called empire
F#m E
To attribute the blame we need some realism
D C#m
So let's attach it to post-colonialism
F#m E
And if I see a statue referring to that era
D C#m
I'll make sure the bulldozer comes even nearer
F#m E
Anything that reminds me of that disastrous path
D C#m
Must be knocked and shoved and given a blast
F#m E
We must keep using our imagination
D C#m
To remove all signs of cultural appropriation
F#m E
You want to have a party with an adventurous theme?
D C#m
But what if it offends a minority that you've never seen?
F#m E
Nothing makes me angrier than fancy dress
D C#m
Now take it off you drunken mess
F#m E
And how dare you assume my gender and call me a man?
D C#m
Because I self identify as a tin can
F#m E
You better check your privilege because you have no right
D C#m
To an opinion so give up the fight
F#m E
Welcome to my world, this dystopian one
D C#m
Where all debate ends and where there is no fun
F#m E
Your life is changing, your mouth's been closed
D C#m
This is the future right here in this prose
[Chorus 3]
F#m E D
Why does everything offend me?
F#m E D
Is it just my sensitivity?
F#m E D A
You can say anything
F#m E D A
And I'll believe that I'm the victim
[Bridge]
D E F#m
These academic institutions
D E F#m
They've had enough of your vocal pollution
D E
So stop debating now
A F#m
So we'll have no more rows
D
And then nothing else,
Dm A
Nothing else will offend me
[Chorus 4]
F#m E D
Why does everything offend me?
F#m E D
Is it just my sensitivity?
F#m E D A
You can say anything
F#m E D Dm A
And I'll believe that I'm the victim
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