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Rowan Atkinson
A #
For years I thought
Dm7 the D # the Cm
I'd have to live alone
F F +
I never got a letter
# A A # sus the F
Had to disconnect the phone
# A Dm7
The only girls I ever saw
# D Cm
Were on TV
F F +
But now I've got a Venus
# A A # 7
Who's sitting next to me
Both:
D #
Do I love you
F
Do I want you
A #
Would I give my life
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To you if I could
F
Do birds fly
# D F
Do fish swim
# A Dm7
And do bears sha-la-la-la-la
Cm A sus # F
In the woods
Rowan:
I met her in the first class lounge
Of a jumbo jet
It was love at first sight
Romeo and Juliet
Kate:
He looked pretty rich
And I was down on m 'luck
So I charged him a fortune
For a flying f
Rowan:
For crying out loud
Both:
Do I love you
Do I want you
Would I sacrifice my life
To you if I could
Is the Pope Catholic
Is Luxembourg small
And do those hairy bears shhh
The Cm the F # sus the F #
In the woods
Rowan:
Bed and the D # m7
I introduced her round my friends
The E the C # m
She was ace
# The F the F #
I was no longer on Earth
Bed and Bsus the F #
But in better place
Kate:
B
He's an utter creep and he
M7 the D the E the C m
Drives me round the bend
# The F the F #
And to alleviate the boredom
B
I sleep with his friends
Rowan:
Bed and B7sus the B7
Ho ha ho
Both:
E
Do I desire you
F #
Do I adore you
Rowan:
B
Would I cut off all my toenails
# M7 the D the E the C # m
And put them in an envelope with my feet
F #
Is Reagan Godhead
The E the F #
Is Chairman Mao dead
Bed and the D # m7
And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la
Rowan really Tim Brooke-Taylor
C # m
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah
Kate:
Bsus the F #
Mmmmm ...
Rowan Tim
Bed and the D # m7
Do those bears sha-la-la-la-la
C # m
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah
Kate:
ahoo ahoo
Yeah-ye-yeah Yeah-ye-yeah
Both:
# The F the F #
Do those bears sha-la-la-la-ah
Rowan:
# The F Bed and
On Main Street
Kate:
Oh Yeah Yeah-ye-yeah