(capo 4)
[Verse 1]
G Am
I'm gonna tell you what you need to party right
Em C
It's the new craze, it's the way, every night
G Am
Put some pants on and drive up to the party house
Em D
And suddenly remember that you don't like going out
G Am
Yeah, you're still a weirdo; well, imagine that
Em D
Here is your solution: go and find the host's cat
[Chorus]
G
Hanging with cats at parties
D
Party parties
Em C
It's the new movement—why don't you join me?
G D
We don't want your judgment and we don't need your pity
Em
This is where I wanna be
C G
Hanging out with cats at parties
[Verse 2]
G Am
Walk into the party like "no thanks, I'll keep my coat"
Em C
Ending conversations with a nice Taylor Swift quote
G Am
And saying things like "I don't like local beer"
Em D
Scanning every corner for the reason you are here
[Verse 3]
G Am
There is a cat, so I'm not technically alone now
Em C
Don't tell me to smile; I am in my comfort zone now
G Am
Yes, I'm having fun; I don't need a drink
Em D
This is way more comfortable than you probably think
[Chorus]
G
Hanging with cats at parties
D
Party parties
Em C
It's the new movement—why don't you join me?
G D
We don't want your judgment and we don't need your pity
Em
This is where I wanna be
C G
Hanging out with cats at parties
[Bridge]
Em Am
A cat is not a bigot or a sexist
Em Am
A cat could care less if you even exist
G D
Unless you're giving it treats, it will just stare at you
C D
And that's the kind of friend that I want—what can I do?
[Verse 4]
G Am
Our numbers grow out of nowhere like mitosis
Em C
We're all slowly contracting toxoplasmosis.
G Am
We don't need your shame; our life is better 'cause it's lame
Em D
And tonight's just about one thing
[Chorus]
G
Hanging with cats at parties
D
Party parties
Em C
It's the new movement—why don't you join me?
G D
We don't want your judgment and we don't need your pity
Em
This is where I wanna be
C G
Hanging out with cats at parties
C G
Hanging out with cats at parties
C G
Hanging out with cats at parties