B
It?s that time, that time of the month
Well I woke up early and I got a hunch
E
Gonna head on down to the beach today, surf all my girl probs away
B
?Cause all I wanna do is cry, ask mother nature why why why
E
Listen to the Cramps on my stereo, turn it up as loud as it will go
F# E
Surfin?, surfin? the wave
F# E
All the girls are surfin? the wave
F# E B
Surfin? the crimson wave today
B
Gonna call in sick to work, I don?t care, my boss is a jerk
E
Can?t believe all the pain I?m in, get me white wine and vicodin
B
Call my girls see if they wanna go, take their minds off dumb aunt flo
E
Sew a scarlet letter on my bathing suit, ?cause I?ve got sharks in hot pursuit
F# E
Surfin?, surfin? the wave
F# E
All the girls are surfin? the wave
F# E B
Surfin? the crimson wave today
E B F# B
There are communists in the summer house
E B F# B
There are communists in the summer house
E B F# B E B F# B
Offer them some primrose tea, if you need me, you know where I?ll be
F# E
Surfin?, surfin? the wave
F# E
All the girls are surfin? the wave
F# E B
Surfin? the crimson wave today