[Verse 1]
G Bm
I would give you the stars in the sky
A
But they're too far away
G Bm
If you were a hooker, you'd know
A
I'd be happy to pay
G Bm
If suddenly you were a guy
A
I'd be suddenly gay
[Chorus]
D G A
Cause my heart belongs to you
D G A Bm
My love is pure and true
D G A
My heart belongs to you
G*
But my cock is community property
[Verse 2]
G Bm
You're the only girl that I like to screw
A
When I'm not on the road
G Bm
When I come home, my dinner's made
A
And the front lawn is mowed
G
I'll kiss your mouth
Bm A
Even after you swallow my load
[Chorus]
D G A
Cause my heart belongs to you
D G A Bm
There ain't nothing that I would'nt do for you
D G A
My heart belongs to you
G* D
But my cock is community property
[Bridge]
A Bm G
I wanna make it clear
D
So you retain it
A Bm G
My dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
A
No, you just can't chain it down
[Solo]
Bm G D
A Bm G
A Bm G*
[Verse 3]
Bm
I love you so much it hurts
A
From my head to my feet
G Bm
I think of you and I can't help
A
But fondle my meat
G Bm
I see your face every time
A
That I go out and cheat
[Chorus]
D G A
Cause my heart belongs to you
D G A Bm
My love is pure and true
D G A
My heart belongs to you
D G A
But my dong is community property
D
Yeah yeah yeah
G A
No no no
D
Community property
G A
Oh no no no oh
D
Community property
G A
Woah
D
Community property