Acoustic version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDoln3FgzIs
[first guitar]
[Chords 1]
G 320033
C9 x32033
D x00232
Em7 022033
Gsus2 300033
[second guitar]
[Chords 2]
G 355433
C9 x35533
D x57755
Em7 x79977
Gsus2 2554xx
[Intro]
G D C9
G C9 D G
G D C9
G C9 D G
G Gsus2 G Gsus2
[Verse 1]
G C9 G C9 G
Every time we approach the end of December
C9
It's time for the hypocrites
D
To get together and celebrate
G C9 G C9 G
You pretend to love the people you hate
C9
You don't fool anyone
D
I can see through your phoney smile
[Pre-Chorus 1]
C9 D Em7 D C9
You're friendly once a year and it makes you feel good, Oh Oh Oh
C9 D
You're the reason I really really hate...
[Chorus]
G D C9
I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
G C9 D G
I hate Xmas
G D C9
Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
G C9 D G Gsus2 G
I hate Xmas
G Gsus2 G Gsus2 G
Second verse, different from the first
[Verse 2]
G C9 G C9 G
Grandpa's gonna sing the same crummy song
C9
And mom's gonna get in a fight
D
That's the only part I kind of like
G C9 G C9 G
Uncle Jo's gonna get me the same old gift...
C9 D
Another new fishing pole and 2007 animal calendar
[Pre-Chorus 2]
C9 D Em7 D C9
And this may come as a brutal shock, Oh Oh Oh
C9 D
But Santa doesn't really exist!
[Chorus]
G D C9
I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
G C9 D G
I hate Xmas
G D C9
Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
G C9 D G
I hate Xmas
[Solo]
G C9 G C9 G
G C9 D
C9 D G Em7
C9 D G
G Gsus2 G
[Verse 3]
G C9 G C9 G
You won't see me hanging out this year
C9
I've got better things to do
D
And I don't wanna be with you
[Pre-Chorus 2]
C9 D Em7 D C9
And this may come as a brutal shock, Oh Oh Oh
C9 D Em7
But Santa Clause doesn't really exist!
[Pre-Chorus 1]
C9 D Em7 D C9
You're friendly once a year and it makes you feel good, Oh Oh Oh
C9 D
You're the reason I really really hate...
[Chorus]
G D C9
Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
G C9 D G
I hate Xmas
G D C9
Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
G C9 D G
I hate Xmas
G D C9
I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
G Em7 D C9
I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
G D C9
I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh
G Em7 D C9
I hate Xmas,