G C G
You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me
G D7 G
You didn't even leave a towel so I could dry my face
G C G
You didn't even leave a plate for me to eat on
G D7 G
But you left all my empty beer cans all over the place
G C G
You didn't leave my precious black and white TV set
G D7 G
You took the Jimi Hendrix poster that was on my door
G C G
You left with my very best friend - our dog Smokey
G D7 G G7
But I found all the unpaid bills on the kitchen floor
C G
And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush
G C D7
And where in the hell did you happen to spend last night
G C G
You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me
G D7 G
And you didn't even tell me they was turning out the lights
G C G
You didn't leave my little five dollar alarm clock
G D7 G
You didn't even leave a note I guess it's all been said
G C G
You didn't even leave the cushions for the sofa
G D7 G G7
And now that I'm used to the couch you left the bed
C G
And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush
G C D7
And where in the hell have you been for the last three days
G C G
You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me
G D7 G
And you didn't stick around to see the teardrops on my face