Emergency
D Am G
If the television licence man comes at a quarter to three
D Am G
and the fictionalized characters are becoming a reality
D Am G
and the Channel 4 woman tries to spring a survey on me
D
what d'you think of Diverse Reports?
Am G
what do you think of ITV?
D G
and you can stand back one to ten
A D G A Em
and see, and you, and it’s getting to me
D G A
and if you walk five miles just to see
D G A Em
Emergency Only and it’s getting to me
D Am G
If the TV detector van comes at a quarter to four
D Am G
and you try to explain you were just on your way out the door
D Am G
and the church hall woman tries to spring a survey on me
D
what do you think of MORI-polls?
Am G
what do you think of Billy Cosby?
D G
and you can stand back one to ten
A D G A Em
and see, and you should know better, and it’s getting to me
D G A
and if you walk five miles just to see
D G A Em
Emergency Only, and it’s getting to me
F#m Em
Think of yourself with an old age pension
F#m Em
scares the hell out of me not to mention
D G
genocide, homicide, five-a-side, suicide
D G
matricide, pesticide, law-abide, woe-betide