[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Herro, I'm chinese
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I was wondering if you would like
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some beef, with broccoli
Em G
I come over
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From Beijing
Em G
I play ping pong, and pray to Buddha
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and say Ching Chong Chong Ching
Em G
Herro
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You want sake?
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Or you want California Dragon Roll
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With ginger and wasabi?
Em G
If you're hungry
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call me
Em G
I get you table in my restaurant
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With free fortune cookie
[Pre-Chorus]
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There's a small difference
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Between lunch and dinner price
[Chorus]
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Herro from the far East side
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Our wall goes for a thousand miles
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Our children make nikes
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And sing Christmas songs
Em
And Kim Jong Un
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Leads us. We dream of his dong
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Herro from the far East side
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I like eggrolls I cannot lie
Em C
I sell you calamari
G D
Some pepper and salt
Em C
Little house on the prairie
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My favorite show
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in the world
[Verse 2]
Em G
Herro
D C
how are you?
Em G
It's so typical of me
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to talk about soy sauce I sorry
Em G
I don't
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Feel too well
Em G
Ever since I ate that orange chicken
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I can't take a crap
[Pre-Chorus]
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Ancient secret
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Of the orange sauce
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Mix cum with clementine
[Chorus]
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So herro from the far east side
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I also selling child brides
Em C
I sell you my daughter
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for 20 remnibi
Em C
that's like 100 dollar
G D
she hardly ever cries
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Herro from the laos side
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my people have laosian pride
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we killed 2 million thousand
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in nineteen sixty nine
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and the ones we didn't kill
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we made go sit outside on the floor
[Rap-Part]
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uh, 123
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South korea don't got shit on me
Em
I from the hood
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I rap real good
G
nuclear war?
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I wish a bitch would
Em
Rewind
C
and listen again
G
I get mad pussy
D
you kiss men
Em C
please leave message when you call
G D
stupid Mongolians breaking my wall
[Chorus]
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Herro from the far east side
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I sometimes blow another guy
Em C
I still use compuserve
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Windows 3.1
Em C
And I love Filipinos
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But I no like Taiwan
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Herro from the far east side
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I chilling on a water slide
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I do your dry cleaning
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at the dry cleaning mart
Em C
And I know Math and Science
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Because Asians are smart
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Benihana
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...is good
Em
Herro
Oh, shit the song's over HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA