INTRO
A F#m B7 E7sus4 x2
VERSE 1
A F#m B7 E7sus4
Short people got no reason Short people got no reason
A F#m B7 E7sus4
Short people got no reason to live
A A7
They got little hands and little eyes
D F7
And they walk around telling great big lies
A A7
They got little noses and tiny little teeth
D F7
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet
A F#m B7 E7sus4
Well I don't want no short people
A F#m B7 E7sus4
I don't want no short people
A F#m B7 E7sus4 A F#m B7 E7sus4
Don't want no short people 'round here
D C#m Bm Asus2 D
Short xxxxxx xxx xxxx xxx xxxx xx xxx xxx x [A] fool xxxx xx x
C#m Bm
All men are brothers until the day they die
Asus2 A
It's a wonderful world
F#m B7 E7sus4
Short people got nobody Short people got nobody
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Short people got nobody to love
A A7
They got little baby legs they stand so low
D F7
You got to pick them up just to say hello
A A7
They got cars that go beep beep beep
D F7
They got little voices going peep peep peep
A A7
They got grubby little fingers and dirty little minds
D F7
They're gonna get you every time
CHORUS