Goofy Town
D slide to 10th fret
Chorus
E A D Bm
I live in Goofy Town with all the idiots
G A D Bm
And we don't have a clue, but we're content
E A D D/C# Bm
I live in Goofy Town where all the morons are
G A D slide to 13th fret
Completely out of whack and really bent
G A
I got no sense, I got no senses
G A
I got no natural defenses
Bm A
I got no past of future tenses
E A D
I'm a man without a memory
Chorus
I never feel compassion
That kind of thing is out of fashion
Give me a hammer, I'll start smashin'
And all our problems will be solved
Chorus
D A
Really bent, really bent, I am really very bent
C G
I'm one hundred ten percent bent
G or Bm D or F
And I'm wondering how my life went
A A/C#?
So astray, hey, hey!
So if you need, a new beginning
A new local, to do your sinning
If you don't care which team is winning
Welcome to my home
Chorus
Outro
D D/C# Em/G ?
E 2 2 2 2
B 3 3 2 2
G 2 2 0 0
D 0 3 2 2
A x x 2 1
E x x 0 0