Chords correct with this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU_9rWX5u7c
[Verse 1]
B F E
I’m not a loser.
A E
I don’t secretly hate myself.
F
I’m not singing this to no one,
C E
It’s not the case that no one cares.
C F
I’m not a failure.
C A
I don’t not have talent.
Dm Gm Am
When others see me they can’t see the nobody that isn’t there.
F
"Now hold on, that’s a triple negative, you can’t NOT see nobody.
D Dm Am
‘Cause I’m not nobody, which can’t not be seen. Let me start over."
Dm
My life’s not empty.
Am E
They don’t not like me at all.
F
I don’t not leave the house,
Em E
‘Cause I don’t not prefer to stay at home.
F
I don’t stink.
C A
I’m not a waste.
Dm Fm
I’m not all alone in thinking,
G A Am
That I am not all alone.
C F
"Maybe I am a loser."
[Chorus]
F
Hey Squidward!
F
"Um…"
Am G
You’re not delirious with despair,
G
And you’re not calling true things false!
A
Hey Squidward!
G
Oh this is weird!
Am G
You’re not hallucinating this sea anemone chorus line at all!
G
"I’m not!?"
F
You’re not a loser.
D C
You don’t secretly hate yourself.
F
You’re not singing this to no one,
C
It’s not the case that no one cares.
F
You’re not a failure.
E C Em
You don’t not have talent.
A Dm Fm F G C
When others see you they can’t see the nobody that isn’t there.
[Verse 2]
A Dm
I’m not a loser!
Dm
(You’re not a loser)
Am
They don’t not like me at all!
F
I don’t not leave the house,
C E
‘cause I don’t not prefer to stay at home!
E
(ohhh stay at home)
F
I don’t stink!
F
(ohhh you don’t stink)
C
I’m not a waste!
A
(You’re not a waste)
Dm F C
I’m not all alone in thinking that I am not all alone!
C
"Clarinet solo!"
[Instrumental]
C Ab Db* Bb Bb Ab Ab D* Gb Gb Gb Gb Bb Bb* D Ab
G B B* C C* Db Db* D D* Cm Cm Cm Cm C* G
[Verse 3]
G Ebm F
I’m not a loser!
Bbm F
They don’t not like me at all!
Ebm
Oh I don’t not leave the house,
Ebm
(Leave the house)
Gbm Fm Bb
‘Cause I don’t not, prefer to stay at home!
Eb N.C.
Yeah yeah yeah stay at home Hey shhhh-
D Gb
I don’t stink.
Dbm Bb
I’m not a waste.
Ebm
I’m not all alone in thinking,
Bbm Ab Db
That I’m not, not, not, all alone!
[Outro]
Db Gb
You are not alone!
Db Gb
You are not alone!
Db Ab
You are not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not.....
A D Bm D
All Ooooh you are not, not, not, alone!