From The Return of Captain Invincible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcRSwo9bGHQ
Music by Richard Hartley.
Lyrics by Richard O'Brien.
[Intro]
A D
Mai Tai say that I'm Old Fashioned
E A
Très Vin ordinaire
A D
That I want a fresh Manhattan
E
With white anglo-saxons everywhere?
F#m
A Black Russian's
C#m
No Pink lady
D E
Give her the Singapore sling!
F#m C#m
If Moscow mule is not your baby
D E
So Highball the Vodka and name your sting!
D
Be a Big shot
E
With a Bull shot
A
Be a Schwein Mit al Wein!
D
Have a short... Or a Port
Bm
Or a snort... Of any sort!
E
Asti spumante... Uno Chianti... Are divine!
[Verse]
A
I got some economic Hocks
A
A Gin and tonic on the rocks!
D
Where angels fear to tread,
A
I Say: Choose Your booze! Let's hit the Red eye!
D
Think of young Deanna Durbin, and how she sung on Rum and Bourbon
A
Or enhance your luncheon hour with a Planter's Punch and a Whiskey sour!
E
If you feel like a wreck try a Horse's Neck
E
Or a Sherry with a cherry in the new fun size!
[Bridge]
A
If you don't name your poison
D E
I'll have to get the boys in
A D E
The spirit of adventure opens one's eyes!
A
If you don't name your poison
D E
I'll have to get the boys in
A D E A
And you'll never see another Tequila Sunrise!
[Verse 2]
A
Live happily ever after, with a Chablis and some laughter
D
"Between the Sheets" is lovely
A
With a dizzy blonde and a bottle of bubbly!
D
There's nothing sicker in society than a lack of liquor and sobriety!
A
So, down the hatch, here's mud in your eye
A
Take a bracer with a chaser, wash it down with Rye!
E
Bottoms up! Stirrup cup! It'll put you in the pink
E
And all you have to do is
[Outro]
A F#m D E
Drink, drink, drink, drink, driii-ink!
A F#m D E
Drink, drink, drink, drink, driii-ink!
A F#m D E
Drink, drink, drink, drink, driii-ink!
A F#m D E F
Drink, drink, drink, drink, driii-ink!
G
Driiiink!
A
Driiiink!