Bm7
Sorry I'm late, guys
E7
Got a lot on my plate, guys
A7 F#7
It's hard to juggle work and life
Bm7
You see, tonight is date night
E7
You guys can relate, right
A7 F#7
Gotta do this thing with the wife
Bm7 E7
I know I seem like I am a real tough guy, man
A7 F#7
But I'm actually pretty shy, man
Bm7 E7
I do crime to provide for my family, no one else
A7 F#7
These bombs ain't gonna sell themselves
Bm7 E7
Somebody's gotta do it
(You get it, right?)
A7 F#7
So it might as well be me
Bm7 E7
They say do what you're good at, and I'm good at this
A7 F#7
But I wouldn't do it for free
Bm7 E7
This is just a job and I do it
A7 F#7
To provide for my family
Bm7 E7
Because somebody's gotta do it
A
So it might as well be me
N.C.
Can't you see
Bbm7
How much I enjoy this
Eb7
I'd never avoid this
Ab7 F7
'Cause buddy I'm a different breed
Bbm7
This is my calling
Eb7
And though it's appalling
Ab7 F7
I love making people bleed
Bbm7 Eb7
They say that everybody's gotta make a living
Ab7
But I'm just happy killing
F7
It's so fulfilling
Bbm7 Eb7
Some people need to die and I'm happy to help
Ab7 F7
These people ain't gonna kill themselves
Bbm7 Eb7
Somebody's gotta do it
Ab7 F7
So it might as well be me
Bbm7
They say to do what you love
Eb7
And I love doing this
Ab7 F7
Hell, I'd even do it for free
Bbm7 Eb7
This is my job and I do it
Ab7 F7
Very very passionately
Bbm7 E7
Somebody's gotta do it
Ab
So it might as well be me