[Verse 1]
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You’ve heard how Santa rides around on Christmas Eve,
And all that jingle jangle ‘blah, blah, blah’
But did you know, on Christmas day
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When he puts away his sleigh
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He throws the hottest office party that you ever saw!
[Chorus]
G
And we’re all rock, rock, rockin’ around the pole
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Where the Northen Lights are bright,
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Rock, rock, rockin‘ around the pole,
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We’ll rock that pole all night!
[Verse 2]
Em
We don't serve milk and cookies,
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We got gin and scotch,
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And so much mistletoe,
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Elves are dancin' on the tables
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And streakin' through the stables
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And makin' out in corners like a ho ho ho!
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Oh, we're lighting up the tree
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And playing Truth or Dare
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And swinging from the chandelier
And when we hang a stocking
C
On a doorknob, don't come knocking
(spoken)
D
And, hey, who took the sleigh out on a run for more beer?
[Chorus]
G
We're rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
A D
Where the northern lights are bright
G C
Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
A D G
We'll rock that pole all night!
[Verse 3]
C Cm
There's one thing every girl and boy should know
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It's that elves can't hold their booze
Em
Jinx and Sugar Plum are flying
A
And Joy is straight up crying!
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And Pixie and Gingersnap got tattoos!
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Then Mrs. Claus cranks the music 'cause
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She knows how to entertain, dear
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And Santa shouts, "Hey, Mrs. Claus!"
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"You rock the pole, and I'll make it reindeer."
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"You rock the pole, and I'll make it reindeer!"
[Chorus]
G#
Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
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Where the northern lights are bright
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Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
A# D# G#
We'll rock that pole all night
[Bridge]
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We've waited very patient
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For one day of vacation
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The dancers on the floor are
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As hot as a Menorah
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And Cupid's acting stupid
And Comet starts to vomit
No children are invited
'Cause this party is the bomb! It's-
[Chorus]
A
Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
B E
Where the northern lights are bright
A D
Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
B E A
We'll rock that pole all night
[Outro]
D
Well, we'll rock the pole-
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Oh, it's out of control!
Tomorrow we'll have traces
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Of eggnog in weird places
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We'll rock that pole
A
all night!