[Intro]
E
[Marvin]
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Who'd believe that we two
E Emaj7 A/E
Would end up as lovers?
[Whizzer]
A/E B9 E
Do you want me to reply?
[Marvin]
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Him and me, you and I
Emaj7 A/E
Passionately lovers
[Whizzer]
G#7
Please don't get morbid
[Marvin]
A
Right.
[Whizzer]
A
It's just—
[Marvin]
B/A
Don't fight
[Whizzer]
B/A
That I haven't died yet
[Marvin]
E/G#
Just stop it
[Whizzer]
G#7
I'm sick, but kicking
[Marvin]
F#m7
Geez
[Whizzer]
F#m7
Alright
[Marvin]
F#7
Louise
[Whizzer]
F#m7 A/B
Good night
[Marvin]
A/B
I'm staying here in this spot
A/B Adim
Whether you want me to or not
Adim
I'm staying
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Here I am, by your side
E Emaj7 A/E
One old horny lover
[Whizzer]
A/E B9 E
Please go home and don't be scared
[Marvin]
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What's the fuss? I'm not scared
E Emaj7 A/E C#7sus4
What good is a lover who's scared?
C#7 F#m G#/C
Hit me if you need to
C#m Amadd9
Slap my face or hold me till winter
B6sus Aadd9/B
Oh baby, please do
B6sus Aadd9/B
I love you, too
E Eadd4add9
My lover
[Whizzer]
D/E Bm7/E
Marvin, just go home and turn on TV
E Eaug A-5
Drink a little something till you're dead
A-5/G# F#m7
Think of me around
Am E
Sleeping soundly in our bed
E/B Bsus4 Bsus4/F# B9
Marvin, did you hear what I said?
[Marvin]
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Shut your mouth, go to sleep
E Emaj7 A/E
Time I met a sailor
A/E B9
Are you sleeping yet or...?
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What is what? Whizzer
E Emaj7 A/E G#7sus4 Cdim/B
But I can't help but feeling I've failed
F#m G#/C
Let's be scared together
C#m Amadd9 B6sus
Let's pretend that nothing is awful
[Whizzer]
Aadd9/B
There's nothing to fear
[Marvin]
B6sus
There's nothing to fear
[Whizzer]
B6sus Aadd9/B
Just stay right here
[Marvin & Whizzer]
Eadd4add9
I love you
[Charlotte]
E9sus4
Shhh, maybe he's tired
[Cordelia]
E9sus4
Shhh, maybe he's waiting for us
[Charlotte]
E9sus4 D9/E Eadd9 E
Shhh, maybe he's waiting for a visit
[Charlotte & Cordelia]
Amaj7/B F#m/B A/B
Is it a bad time? We'll come back
E6sus4/B
If it's a bad time, we'll come back
E6sus4
We'll come in
[Marvin]
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Look at us, four old friends
E Emaj7 A/E
Four unlikely lovers
[Cordelia]
A/E B9
We don't know what time will bring
[Whizzer]
E
I've a clue
[Marvin]
E
I have too
[Charlotte & Cordelia]
E Emaj7 A/E
Let's look like we haven't
[Marvin, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
G#7
And each say nothing
[Whizzer]
A
Sky!
[Charlotte]
A
It's blue!
[Marvin]
B/A
I love the sky!
[Cordelia]
B/A
I love the trees!
[Marvin]
E/G#
I love bad weather!
[Charlotte]
G#7
I love the earth beneath my feet!
[Whizzer]
G#7
I love friends that hover!
[Marvin, Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
F#m7 C#m7/F#
Gee, we love to eat
F#7 A/B
And we need something sweet
E6sus4 Cm11
To love!
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What a group we four are
F Fmaj7 Bb/F
Four unlikely lovers
Bb/C C Dm/C Bb/C
And we vow that we will
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Buy the farm, arm in arm
F Fmaj7 Bb/F A
Four unlikely lovers with heart
Gm7 A7
Let's be scared together
Aadd11 Dmadd9 Fmaj7/C Bbadd9 C6sus
Let's pretend that nothing is awful
[Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
Bbadd9/C
There's nothing to fear
[Marvin]
C6sus
There's nothing to fear
[Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
Bbadd9/C
Just stay right here
[Whizzer & Charlotte]
Fadd9
I love you
[Marvin]
Bbmaj7
I love you
[Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
Fadd9
I love you
[Marvin]
Bbmaj7
I love you
[Marvin, Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia]
F
Who'd have thought that we four
F6/9
Would end up as lovers