{Intro]
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[Verse]
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Freshman year
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I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue
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I was a loser just like you
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Good times would only soar by
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I was gross
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As every female would attest
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My sexting was a futile quest
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My little penis was depressed
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He was so lonely
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Poor guy
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I was hopeless, hopeless
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I was helpless, helpless
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Every time I'd walk the hallway
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I would trip
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I was
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Stagnant and idle
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I was
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So suicidal
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And then
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Then, then
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Then, then
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Then, then
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Then, then
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Then, then
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Then, then I got a Squip
[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
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It's from Japan
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It's a gray, oblong pill
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Quantum nano-technology CPU
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The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
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It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
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It's from Japan
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It's a gray, oblong pill
C A
Quantum nano-technology CPU
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The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
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It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
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It tells you what to do
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It's preprogrammed (Ohhhhh)
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It's amazing (Ohhhhh)
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Speaks to you directly (Ohhhhh Ah ah)
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You behave as (Ohhhhh)
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It's appraising (Ohhhhh)
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Helps you act correctly (Ohhhhh)
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Helps you to be cool
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It helps you rule
[Verse]
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Picture this:
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Nobody cares if you are late
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'Cause even teachers think you're great
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Your weekend's just a full on slate of blowout benders
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Of teenage rockstar splendor
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Right now you're
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Helpless, helpless
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You are
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Almost hopeless
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On the school's social map you're just a blip
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But if you
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Take my advice and if you pay the listed price
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Well, then you go from sad to interesting
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To hip - Your whole life will flip!
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When you buy a Squip!
[Outro]
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Hey, yeah, a Squip! (Ahhh, ahhhh)
E C#m C
Oh, a Squip (Ahhh, ahhhh)
E C#m C
Hey, yeah! (Ahhh, ahhhh)
B E C
No longer a drip when you got in your grip
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A Squip
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A Squip
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A Squip (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)