[Intro]
Cm Ab G 2x
(speak)
Sans! Sans! Wake up!
What is it, dude?
A human has fallen from the surface world
Really? And you got a BONE to pick wit'im?
No time for puns
Ah, come on, that was a real RIB tickler, ayy
Ugh! Enough!
Alright, here we go again
[Verse 1]
Cm Fm
Welcome to the underground
G
How was the fall?
Cm Fm
If you wanna look around
G
Give us a call
Cm Fm
We don't see humans often
G
We're happy you just dropped in
Cm Fm G
I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in
Cm Ab
Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners
Ab G
Can it, Sans, no time for banter
Cm Ab
Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
Ab G
You're just lazy and apathetic
Cm Ab
Call me what you want, I got thick skin
Ab G
Another bad joke and I'm finished with him
Cm Ab
We are monsters, the awfulest kind
Ab G
To mess with us takes a lot of spine
[Chorus]
Cm Fm Ab G
We can relate to your determination
Cm Fm Ab G
Because we monsters have our motivations
Cm Fm Ab G
Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
Cm Fm Ab G
One day we'll make our way back to the surface
Cm Fm Ab G
Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Cm Fm Ab G
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Cm Fm Ab G
Who's the real monster, now you should know
Cm Fm Ab G Cm
You've cut this story down to the BONE
[Verse 2]
Cm Ab G
(speak)
Really, Sans?
What?
The last line of the chorus is a pun?
Yup
You imbecile! That was very... clever...
Heh. Thanks, buddy
Cm Fm
You're stuck in the underground
G
Thanks to the fall
Cm Fm
Good luck ever getting out
G
Prepare to brawl
Cm Fm
You could show Mercy to us
G
Or turn all of us to dust
Cm Fm
Is your heart full of evil
G
Or full of LOVE
Cm B Bb G
I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us
Cm B
Test the human with one of your puzzles
Bb G
Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled
Cm B
I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
Bb G
Smells like the CREEPYPASTA is ready
Cm B
Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin'
Bb G
Sounds like someone's FUNNY BONE'S broken
[Chorus 2]
Cm Fm Ab G
We can relate to your determination
Cm Fm Ab G
Because we monsters have our motivations
Cm Fm Ab G
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
Cm Fm Ab G
You're only still alive because I made a promise
Cm Fm Ab G
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
Cm Fm Ab G
You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
Cm Fm Ab G
Who's the real monster, now you should know
Cm Fm Ab G Cm
You've cut this story down to the BONE
[Verse 3]
Cm Ab
Someday I'll join the Royal Guard
Fm G
When I catch this child, can it be that hard
Cm
Look, if I'm being honest
Cm
My brother ain't nothin' but harmless
Cm
I know you and all that you want
Cm
You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
Cm
The deeper you go, the messier it gets
Cm
If I had it my way, you'd already be dead
Cm
Kidding, if you couldn't tell
Cm
I get so bored, I amuse myself
Cm Fm
Down here in the underground
G
You're all alone
Cm Fm
We wanted to tell you now
G
You're kinda BONED
Cm Fm
If you survive this prison
G
You will know nihilism
Cm Fm
Don't mess around with monsters
N.C.
They're scared of tiny children (ha!)
Cm Ab
You've come far, but soon you'll stumble
Ab G
When I stump you with some Junior Jumble
Cm Ab
Not so sure you'll get him with that
Ab G
Alas, I'll hit him with my Special Attack
N.C. Ab
LEAVE ME ALONE
Ab G
You know I've got a knack for the trom-BONE
Cm Ab
One more pun, and I'll be done
Ab G
But ain't two SKULLS better than one
[Chorus 3]
Cm Fm Ab G
We can relate to your determination
Cm Fm Ab G
Because we monsters have our motivations
Cm Fm Ab G
You know your story's already been told
Cm Fm Ab G
We can play again if you sell your SOUL
Cm Fm Ab G
I've got my eye on you so you just watch it
Cm Fm Ab G
I'll find any SKELETONS inside your closet
Cm Fm Ab G
Who's the real monster now you should know
Cm Fm Ab G Cm
You've cut this story down to the BONE!