[Chorus]
G Em C D
Rub my belly, scratch my back, take me out running in the grass
G Em C D
Tell me stories while you bathe me, maybe let me smell your ass
Em C D
Give me sausages and bitches 'cause they make the world go round,
G Em C D G Em C D D7
It's the secret to life it's... The Wisdom of Hounds.
[Verse 1]
Em C
I can't help noticing you're anxious, there's prob'ly something wrong
G D
Some unfortunate thing has you singing sad songs
Em C
Those guilt ferrets are bastards, you're feeling overwhelmed
G D D7
But don't worry, I've got this, I know how to help...
[Chorus]
G Em C D
Rub my belly, scratch my back, take me out running in the grass
G Em C D
Tell me stories while you bathe me, maybe let me smell your ass
Em C D
Let's get sausages and bitches 'cause they make the world go round,
G Em C D G Em C D D7
It's the cure for what ails you it's... The Wisdom of Hounds.
[Verse 2]
Em C
I see you're doubtful my prescription could really cheer you up,
G D
But have you seen someone frowning while cuddling a pup?
Em C
Or an apple chicken sausage that you didn't want to taste?
G D D7
could bitches raise your spirits? Well just let me count the ways!
[Chorus]
G Em C D
Rub my belly, scratch my back, take me out running in the grass
G Em C D
Tell me stories while you bathe me, maybe let me smell your ass
Em C D
Let's get sausages and bitches 'cause they make the world go round,
G Em C D G Em C D D7
It's the cure for what ails you it's... The Wisdom of Hounds.
[Bridge]
Em D C G
And if you ever feel the need to get out of this place, pack it up & just leave,
Em D C G
Maybe the price was too steep, the price we all pay for our badassery
Em C
I'll be right by your side, like a true wolfhound should,
Am D D7
If there's sausage and bitches, then anywhere's good!
[Chorus]
G Em C D
Rub my belly, scratch my back, take me out running in the grass
G Em C D
Tell me stories while you bathe me, maybe let me smell your ass
Em C D
Let's get sausages and bitches 'cause they make the world go round,
G Em C D G Em C D D7
It's the cure for what ails you it's... The Wisdom of Hounds.
[Outro]
G Em C D G
But nobody cares for... the Wisdom of Hounds.