C E
Darling I recognize that glare in your eyes
F G
when I'm about to get the business
C E
But before you complain please let me explain
F G
I think you'll understand my position
E Am
You’ve read all those books I know your looks,
F G
You think people who drink solo have problems
C
But I ain’t drinkin alone
G C G
I’m on the phone with my brother
C E
Now my brother it seems is as confounded as me
F G
by the art of the marital tradition
C E
So we drink and we dial and shoot the breeze for a while
F G
Heck it’s just like we were out fishin
E Am
And it’s well after nine, it don’t cost us a dime
F G
We think it’s an elegant solution
C
We ain’t drinkin alone
G C G
We’re on the phone with our brother
Am Em
And the good news is I’m right here for you
F G
As close as the garage
Am Em
The kegerator and me and AT&T
F G
And my brother if you’d like to say hello
C
I ain’t drinkin alone
G C G
I’m on the phone with my brother
C E
Darling, you are my spouse and you got some rules for our house
F G
And I sure do respect your decisions
C E
But if you just calm down you’ll see that I found
F G
A loophole in the social condition
E Am
Well I love beer and I love you
F G
Not necessarily in that order
C
I ain’t drinkin alone
G C G
I’m on the phone with my brother
Am Em
And the good news is I’m right here for you
F G
As close as the garage
Am Em
The kegerator and me and AT&T
F G
And my brother if you’d like to say hello
C E
You wouldn’t hear me complain if you did the same
F G
Get some wine and go call your sister
C
I ain’t drinking alone
G C G
I’m on the phone with my brother
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