Really Drinking Beer
[Intro]
C - F - G - C - F - G
[Verse]
C
Well the weather was nice and the lake was still
F
I was loading up my rod and reel
C G
Asked my wife if she’s seen my brand new spinners?
C
She just laughed at me like I pulled her leg
F
Said maybe I should cut that grass instead
C G
But the fish were bitin so I promised I’d be back by dinner.
F G
Well she seen that case of Landshark I couldn’t hide.
F G7
And that cooler full of cans doesn’t lie.
[Chorus]
C
Yeah when I go fishin
F G
I really go drinkin beer
C F G
And all I plan on catchin is a buzz out there.
C F
Yeah I’ll be throwing em back
C F
And tying one on, on that pier
C
When I go fishin,
G C
I really go drinking beer.
[Verse]
C
Well the weather turned cool and the sun came up
F
I was loading my gear in my pickup truck
C G
And I couldn’t find any shells for my shotgun.
C
My wife laughed again and shook her head
F
Said “ain’t you supposed to fix the sink instead?”
C G
I said “If I get a buck, baby, I’m gonna buy you a new one.”
F G
Well she seen me loading up that party ball.
F G7
She said “that’s why there aren’t no antlers on our wall.”
[Chorus]
C
Yeah when I go huntin’
F G
I really go drinkin beer
C F G
And all I plan on killing is a case out there.
C F
Yeah I’ll be seeing double
C F
But not one single deer.
C
When I go huntin,
G C
I really go drinking beer.
[Bridge]
Am G
Just yesterday my wife told me
F C
She was going down to the store
Am G
But she came in three sheets to the wind
(Rit.)
F G7
I knew what she’d gone there for………
(pause)
[Chorus]
(Slowly, one strum]
C
When she goes shoppin
F G
She really goes drinking beer
(accel.)
C F
Yeah that come as you are beach bar
G
Is pretty cool I hear.
C F
She don’t need no grocery list.
C F
Or a credit card from Sears.
C
When she goes shopping,
G C
She really goes drinking beer.
F
Yeah when I go fishin
G C
I really go drinkin beer
F
Yeah when I go huntin’
G C
I really go drinkin beer
F
Even when I’m singing this song,
G C
I’m really just drinking beer.