(Verse 1)
C Am
She walks like a woman, and talks like a man
G D
she's my next door neighbor, oh Ann The Man, oh Ann The Man
C
she has a big sister named Valerie
Am G D
she wishes she was skinny, but she'll never be, oh Valerie, oh Valerie
(Verse 2)
C Am
She did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth
G D
and when she fell down she rocked the house, oh Valerie, oh Valerie
C Am
They sit around the house all day and flop
G D
and when its time for dinner they all pop-the-top, oh Ann The Man, oh Ann The Man
(Bridge)
G D A
Now Ann has Rogain
G D A
that's a cryin' shame
C
Valerie if your hungary
Am
and get on the rifragator's side
G D
follow Slim Fast it'll be your guide, oh Valeri, oh Valerie