[Verse 1]
C#m
You got me drunk after the match. I told you secrets over sausage and mash
A F#m
I spilt the beans
C#m
Now I have to kill you
C#m
Two's company, and three's a crowd
C#m
Think what you like, but don't say it out loud
A F#m
Don't spill the beans, don't say it out loud
C#m
Or I'll have to kill you
[Chorus 1]
E G#m
Easy, easy, Gorgeous George
A E
Feather boa, velvet gown
A E
There's a rumour going round
F#m B
And every masked man needs a mouth
E G#m
Bomber Pat Roach said on the coach
A E
We'll bring bloody mayhem
A E
When we hit the big time
F#m B
At Wolverhampton civic hall
A E
Easy, easy, Gorgeous George
A E
Easy, easy, lovely George
A F#m
Gorgeous George, the lisping Buddha
B
Of the Mecca
[Verse 2]
C#m
You got me drunk after the match. I told you secrets over bangers and mash
A F#m
But now the cat is in the bag
C#m
And the bag's in the river
[Chorus 2]
E G#m
Brian Glover, Bullet Baxter
A E
Nancyboy on a double decker
A E
Shuts his eyes and dreams that heaven
F#m B
Is a Midlands Shangri-La
A E
Gorgeous George got a ninja
A E
To avenge all bully teachers
A F#m
Gorgeous George, mincing mauler
B
Of the top rank
A E
Count Bartelli is unmasked
A E
The Zebra Kid is unmasked
A E
The Red Scorpion is unmasked
F#m B
Gorgeous George didn't need a mask
E G#m
So take the weight off your feet
A E
Have a kip in the back of a transit
A E
When you awake, the lights of Wolverhampton
F#m B
Will shine before your eyes
[Outro]
A E
Easy, easy, Gorgeous George
A E
Easy, easy, lovely George
A F#m
Gorgeous George, mincing mauler
B E
Of the Mecca