[Verse 1]
B E
I stole a box of appliances
G#m C#
From a strip mall in your home town
B E
I sent 'em to you at the station
G#m C#
In case you wanna spin your juice around
B E
From your past life in the kick line
G#m C#
You used to give all your tips to God
B E
I sent my meat truck door to door
G#m C#
While you were cheering for the squad
[Chorus 1]
B E
Well you're the black sheep of the family
C# F#
And when the black sheep learns to kill
B E
You can leave Big Thighs, New Jersey
C# F#
With a great big space to fill
[Verse 2]
B E
There's nothing sweaty in the second grade
G#m C#
As little Lenny when he brought the farm
B E
There's Christina on her promenade
G#m C#
And there's Christina with a broken arm
B E
What kind of film were we using back then
G#m C#
To try to take one for the team?
B E
Who wrote the words to the songs we sang?
G#m C#m
The death reggae of our dreams
[Chorus 2]
B E
Well you're the black sheep of the family
C# F#
And when the black sheep learns to kill
B E
You can leave Big Thighs, New Jersey
C# F#
With a great big space to fill
[Solo]
B E G#m C#
G#m C#
[Verse 3]
B E
Long before I invented you
G#m C#m
Before your lips were pierced with pain
B E
I threw your thighbones on the fireplace
G#m C#
I watched you streaking in the rain
B E
Now you're living in a school bus
G#m C#
I hear that you're running with a stud
B E
I'd like to see you with your uniform
G#m C#
Laying open in the mud
[Chorus 3]
B E
Well you're the black sheep of the family
C# F#
And when the black sheep learns to kill
B E
You can leave Big Thighs, New Jersey
C# F#
With a great big space to fill
[Chorus 4]
B E
Well you're the black sheep of the family
C#m F#
And when the black sheep learns to kill
B E
You can leave Big Thighs, New Jersey
C# F#
With a great big space to fill
[Outro]
B E G#m C#
B E G#m C#