I've just simplified the other version as it seemed ridiculously impossible. Awesome song though.
Bm Bm
When we walked the streets together
Bm Bm
All the faces seemed to smile back,
Bm Em
And now the pavements have nothing to offer
Em Bm
And all the faces seem to need a slap
Bm Bm
There’s an unfamiliar grip
Bm Bm
on an unfamiliar handkerchief
Bm
Attending to the tears on cheeks
Em Em
I wouldn’t notice
Em Bm Bm
With you no matter how vicious the grief
Bm Em Em
Her expression was damp and crooked
Em G
Grabs onto my throat and won’t let go
A F# Bm D
Won’t let go
A F# Bm D
Won’t let go
A F# Bm D
Won’t let go
Bm D A
Save me from
F#
The secateurs
Bm D A
I’ll pretend
F#
I didn’t hear
Bm D
Can’t you see
A F#
I’m a ghost in the wrong coat
Bm D A F#
Biting butter and crumbs
Bm A Bm
[Pause]
Bm Bm
There’s a handsome maverick
Bm Bm
You don’t talk about to keep me calm
Bm Em Em
And I can't help it if I create a version
Em Bm Bm
That pulls you back onto his arm
Bm D G
Please don’t tell me
F# Bm D G
You don’t have to darling, I can sense
F# Bm D
That he painted you a gushing sunset
G F# Bm D
And slayed angry panthers in your defence.
G F# Bm D
And he stands separate and ever deadly
G F# Bm
Clings onto my throat and won’t let go
A F# Bm D
Won’t let go
A F# Bm D
Won’t let go
A F# Bm D
Won’t let go
Bm
Save me from
Bm
The secateurs
Bm
I’ll pretend
Bm
I didn’t hear
Bm
Can’t you see
Bm
I’m a ghost in the wrong coat
Bm A
Biting butter and crumbs
Solo:
Bm E G A F#
Bm D A
Save me from
F#
The secateurs
Bm D A
I’ll pretend
F#
I didn’t hear
Bm D
Can’t you see
A F#
I’m the ghost in the wrong coat
Bm D A F#
Biting butter and crumbs
Bm A Bm