Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
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Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that’s out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait
[Chorus] CGAm Dumb ways to die FG So many dumb ways to die CGAm Dumb ways to die FGC So many dumb ways to die END OF CHORUS
Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
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Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer-space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
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Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of super-glue I wonder: what's this red button do?
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FGCAmF Dress up like a moose during hunting season FGCAmF Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason GAm Stand on the edge of a train station platform GAm Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing FGAm Run across the tracks between the platforms FG They may not rhyme but their quite possibly
CGAm The dumbest ways to die FGC Dumbest ways to die CGAm Dumb ways to di-i-i-ie..... FGC So many dumb ways, so many dumb ways to die!