Stephen Lynch es un humorista de stand-up comedy muy al estilo de Doug Stanhope pero sus monólogos son en forma de canción, Stephen nacio el 28 de Julio de 1971 en Abington, Pennsylvania.
Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
Listen to the song for the correct rhythm and timing.
[Intro]
AEmAEmAEmAEm
[Verse 1]
AEmAEm Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing AEmAEm The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting AEmAEm Just don't take it personally, this is no attack AEmGD E But we will never last because I am white and you are...also white
[Chorus]
AEmGD I only like black girls the brown girls, the café au lait AEmGD Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away AEmGD If your a nubian, I want you to-be in every fantasy
AEmG [A] <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL) But if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me
[Instrumental]
[A] EmAEmAEmAEm
[Verse 2]
AEmAEm Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead AEmAEm I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread AEmAEm Don't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right AEmGDE I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white
[Chorus]
AEmGD I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait AEmGD A caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away. AEmG D If you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out
AEmG [A] <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL) It is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about
[Instrumental]
[A] EmAEmAEmAEm
[Verse 3]
AEmAEm Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory", AEmAEm and we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanza tree AEmAEm But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class AEm(PAUSE) GD E It's all about her heart, okay it's partly about that ass
[Chorus]
AEmGD I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au lait AEmGD A caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away
AEmG
D If you're a honky, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth
AEmG
D [A] <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL) The skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain of Youth.
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