SON OF DORK
TICKET OUTTA LOSERVILLE [ACOUSTIC]
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1,2 Let’s Go!
C, F, Am, F
C
When I go to sleep I pray
C
I’m waking up to I got you babe
F
Like the guy from Groundhog Day
Am F
Just wanna live forever this way
C
Flash back to seventeen
C
I Got my ass kicked by the football team
F
Another Loser on the scene
Am F
Editor of the chess club fanzine
Am F C G
I asked you out for losing truth or dare
Am F G F Em F G
The guys were cracking up ‘til you said yes
C
Pinch me, is this real?
F
I’m on a one-way ticket out of loserville
Am
Now I’m off the social flat line
G
Things are so good that I’m
F G
Taking down my star trek shrine
F
And you’re more than just a valentine
G
You’re my ticket outta loserville
C, Am, F
C
She gives me butterflies
C
Says I’m not like all the other guys
F
Doesn’t care what car I drive
Am F
She still enjoys the ride
C
When I got to sleep I know
C
That you’ll be there tomorrow
F
And it gives me vertigo
Am F
It was just a week ago that
Am F C G
I asked you out for losing truth or dare
Am F G F Em F G
The guys were cracking up ‘til you said yes
C
Pinch me, is this real?
F
I’m on a one-way ticket out of loserville
Am
Now I’m off the social flat line
G
Things are so good that I’m
F G
Taking down my star trek shrine
C, F, C, F
C F
You blew me out on a Sunday night
C F
You were bored to tears pretending
C F
Knew what you wanted and I’m nothing like the
C F
guy in your happy ending
G Am F
Well you were wrong to lead me on
G Am F
Now in the night I wake up screaming
G Am F
Where the hell did I go wrong?
G
Where’s Scotty when you need him?
C
Pinch me, is this real?
F
I’m on a one-way ticket back to loserville
Am
Heading for the social flat line
G
Things are so bad that
F G
I’m dusting off my star trek shrine
C
This is where it ends and I can taste the glory
F
How can I depend
Am
On a better story, made it,
G
blew it, couldn’t save it,
F G
Think about her all the time
F G
It’s like I never had a valentine
F G
So I guess I better kiss goodbye
G
To my ticket outta loserville
C, Am, F, C