Screeching Weasel foi uma banda de punk de Chicago, Illinois, formada em 1986 liderada pelo colunista do zine "Maximum Rock'n'Roll" Ben Weasel (aka Ben Foster) e John Jughead (aka John Pierson).Durante os anos a banda passou por diversas formações até o seu fim em 2003.Membros que já passaram pela banda inclui Mass Giorgini no baixo, Dan Panic (aka Dan Sullivan) na bateria, Danny Vapid (Dan Schafer, atualmente no The Methadones) na guitarra e no baixo, dependendo da necessidade da banda.
Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------# # From: [email protected] Date: Fri, 12 Jan 1996 22:14:11 -0500 Subject: CRD: "Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus," Screeching Weasel
"Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus" performed by Screeching Weasel written by Ben Weasel (C) 1992 No Budget Productions (P) 1992 Lookout! Records from the Lookout! Records release Wiggle (LK 63 LP/CS/CD) transcribed by Mike Ripplinger ([email protected])
*** ["Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus"
[ A / E / D ] x4
[Verse]: ADAE Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries ADE She's got trouble with her tubes ADAE If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find ADE A completely empty room
[Chorus]: AG Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus D Her uterus is useless AG Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus D Her uterus is useless
[Verse]: Her physician injected fluids in her private parts But she just won't believe That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble Will cause her to conceive
AE No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare GDA To the pain that Jeannie's going through this year E Her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test GDA Now Jeannie's operation must commence EGA(12th) Artificial insemination can't EGA(12th) Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs
[ A / E / D ] x4
[Verse]: Jeannie isn't ovulating even though She took all the proper pills Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay The gigantic doctor bills
[Repeat Chorus twice]
[End on A]
Lead E-----------------------------------------------------------| B-----------------------------------------------------------| G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--| ...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
E-------------------------------------------| B-------------------------------------------| G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--| Now Jeannie's operation must commence
E----------------------------------------------------| B----------10-------------10-------------------------| G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--| Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't
E------------------------------------------------------------------| B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------| G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------| D--------------------------------------------------------------7---| Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!