Nik Kershaw - Die Laughing
[INTRO]
D A G G x2
[VERSE 1]
D A G
He's the wasp in the jam, he's the dad at the party
D A G
The trash in the beauty spot
D A G
He's the cloud in the sky, he's the fly in the ointment
D A G
The nail in the parking lot
G D A G
Let's give the man a hug then put him out to grass
G D A G
Feel sorry for the bug, the one that's up his ass
G D A G
We're pulling out the plug, we're turning on the gas
A
We're turning on the gas
[CHORUS 1]
Bm G D Em7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
A G D Em
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
D G
Yeah he don't like dancing
[VERSE 2]
D A G
He's the frog in the throat, he's the spot on the forehead
D A G
The crack in the window pane
D A G
He's the leak in the boat, he's the weed in the rosebed
D A G
The truck in the outside lane
G D A G
So get the kids along and fill 'em up with love
G D A G
Then sing a happy song yeah, really piss him off
G D A G
Cos everything is wrong and nothing's good enough
A
It won't be good enough
[CHORUS 2]
Bm G D Em7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
A G D Em
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
Bm G D Em
And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing
[INSTRUMENTAL 1]
A Asus4 x2
D A G G x2
[VERSE 3]
G D A G
So chuck it and run, he'll only make you mad
G D A G
Just go and have some fun, the best you've ever had
G D A G
And say "Shoot me with a gun if I ever get like that
A
Please don't let me get like that"
[INSTRUMENTAL 2]
Bm G D Em7
A G D Em
[CHORUS 3]
Bm G D Em7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
A G D Em
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
Bm G D Em
And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing
[OUTRO]
A Asus4 x3
C F
(Repeat to fade)