[Intro]
G
"Oh yeah"
[Verse]
G
Well lately I been noticing a gradual escalation
G
In your inability to handle your libation
C D G
Go zero to sixty When you get on the whiskey
G
Well used to be a glass of wine and you'd be fine all evening
G
Now I'm the one who says We're done and tells us when we're leaving
C D
Well I miss the way that it was Can't even catch a good buzz
[Chorus]
G
Cause I keep worrying about who's driving home
G
Who's got the keys who's got the phone
C D
Who'll pay the bill call a cab I don't mean to make you mad
C D
But I don't want that responsibili-ty
C D G
And I can't be with a woman baby who gets drunker than me
[Verse]
G C
Well I never thought it'd come to this when I said "Have another"
G
Cause baby you turned into me and I became my mother
C D G C
Well here's what I'm thinking You're interfering with my drinking
G
I think I have an answer to our present situation
G
Cause you and me out on the town's got built in limitations
C D
So let me make this clear Hey I'm the one who's drinking here
[Chorus]
G
Cause I ain't worrying about who's driving home
G
Who's got the keys who's got the phone
C D
Who'll pay the bill call a cab I don't mean to make you mad
C D
But I don't want that responsibili-ty
C D G
And I can't be with a woman baby who gets drunker than me
[Bridge]
F C G
I ain't trying to ruin your good time
F C D
But I damn sure ain't letting yours ruin mine
(spoken)
"You ain't gonna ruin my good time baby"
C G C D
[Chorus]
G
I keep worrying about who's driving home
G
Who's got the keys who's got the phone
C D
Who'll pay the bill call a cab I don't mean to make you mad
C D
But I don't want that responsibili-ty
C D G
And I can't be with a woman baby who gets drunker than me
[Ending]
C D G
No I can't be with a woman baby who gets drunker than me yea