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Smut! Give me Smut and nothing but! A dirty novel I can't shut,
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if it's un-cut! and un-subt---------tle.
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I've never quibbled, if it was ribald,
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I would de-vour, where others merely nibbled,
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As the judge remarked the day that he ac-quitted my Aunt Hortense,
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To be smut, it must be utterly with-out redeeming social importense.
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Por - nographic pictures I a-dore.
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Indecent magazines ga-lore,
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I like them more, If they're hard-core!
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(Spoken): Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties, samplers,
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Stained glass windows, tatoos, anything! More, More, I'm still not satisfied.
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(Sung)Stories of tortures, used by debauchers, lurid , licentious and vile.
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Make me smile. Novels that pander to my taste for can-dor,
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give me a pleasure sublime. (spoken): Let's face it, I love slime.
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(Sung):All books can be indecent books though recent books are bolder,
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For filth (I'm glad to say) is in the mind of the be-holder.
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When correctly viewed, Everything is lewd.
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(Spoken): I could tell you things about Peter Pan and the wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!
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I thrill to any book like Fannie Hill. And I suppose I always will.
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If it is swill, and really fil - thy.
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Who needs a hobby, like tennis or philately?
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I've got a hobby: re-reading Lady CHatterly.
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But now they're trying to take it all a-way from us unless we take a stand,
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and hand in hand we fight for freedom of the press, In other words,
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Smut! Like the adventures of a slut. Oh I'm a market they can't glut.
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I don't know what, compares with Smut. Hip Hip Hoo-ray!
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(Spoken): Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!(Sung)Don't let them take it away.