[Verse 1]
G Em
I'd buy you flowers if you were real
C
Invite you round my house
C G
For a microwave meal
G Em
Hand you my coat if you were cold
C
Make you a potion up
C G
To stop you getting old
[Chorus 1]
Am C G
Don't believe in nothing
Am C G
Except everything that's on the bbc
Am C G
And now my tinfoil hat's unfolding
F5
As long as you stay here in my head...
F5
Soothing, grounding me..
[Verse 2]
G Em
I'll send you secrets in the mail,
C
Leave them at dead drops for you
C
Checking no-one's on my tail
G Em
You need to know about the twist
C
You're kind but karma won't be
C G
Armour against this
[Chorus 2]
Am C G
They've been poisoning me
Am C G
Body and brain with nlp and pharmacy
Am C G
First they tried it with zovirax
F5
then the fluoride in the water
F5
Made me more and more forgetful
(Now I)
[Verse 3]
G Em
I see them everywhere I go
C
The mibs with fake ids,
C
shooting me
G
With tranquiliser darts.
G Em
First thought i have when I come round
C
Is have they caught you, hurt you
C
How it's all my fault and oh my heart
[Chorus 3]
Am C G
Now maybe you should stay away
Am C G
When i escape this, prove its true,
(Come back for you one day )
Am C G
You're on my mind, you're in my mind,
F5
In fact i find it rather hard to...
F5
Hard to...
F5
Hard to...
F5
Believe it wasn't you.