Biografia:
Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney, Australia) is a comedy singer/songwriter who uses a heavy Australian accent/style with great success. Without the aid of radio or Television coverage (due to the explicit, crude and sexual nature of his songs and general humour), he has built up a widespread cult following.
== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
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Outras músicas:
- Bali Belly Song
- Christmas Song
- Darlin Im So Horny
- Dictaphone
- Dilligaf
- Festival Of Farts
- Ho Ho Fuckin Ho
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- It Was Over Before It Began
- Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day
- Kevs Courtin Song
- Living Next Door To Alan
- Mick The Master Farter
- Missing You
- Shes The Sorta Sheila For Me
- Super Mega Fugly
- That Fuckin Cats Back
- That Fucking Cats Back
- The Last Lager Waltz
- The Local
- You Cant Say Cunt In Canada
Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
(LITTLE BOY'S VOICE)
A
Hey Santa Claus you c***! Where's me fucking bike?
E A
I've unwrapped all this other junk, and there's nothing that I like.
A D
I wrote you a fucking letter, and I come to see you twice.
A E A
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
A
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
A E
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set, you can shove right up your arse!
A
You've stuffed me bloody order up.
D
It's enough to make you spew.
A
And I'm not the only one who's snakey,
E A
Me sisters dirty too!
(LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE)
A
Hey Santa Claus you c***! Where's me fucking pram?
E A
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am?
A D
Cause I'm the little girl, who you made sit right on your hand.
A
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho,
E A
You forgot me fucking pram.
(LITTLE BOY'S VOICE)
A
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts.
E A
And I'll let your fucking reindeer go, and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
A D
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store.
A
And me and me little sister,
E A
Come stomping through the door.
(NC- SPOKEN)
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
A
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath, and check his bloodshot eyes.
E A
And don't listen to him boys and girls, 'cause he tells fucking lies.
A D
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright.
A
Cause the old fucking wanker,
E A
Forgot me fucking bike.
(NC- SPOKEN)
You wait you old c***, I'm gonna dob you in.
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out.
(SING TO FADE)
"I saw mummy sucking Santa Claus"
A
Hey Santa Claus you c***! Where's me fucking bike?
E A
I've unwrapped all this other junk, and there's nothing that I like.
A D
I wrote you a fucking letter, and I come to see you twice.
A E A
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
A
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
A E
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set, you can shove right up your arse!
A
You've stuffed me bloody order up.
D
It's enough to make you spew.
A
And I'm not the only one who's snakey,
E A
Me sisters dirty too!
(LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE)
A
Hey Santa Claus you c***! Where's me fucking pram?
E A
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am?
A D
Cause I'm the little girl, who you made sit right on your hand.
A
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho,
E A
You forgot me fucking pram.
(LITTLE BOY'S VOICE)
A
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts.
E A
And I'll let your fucking reindeer go, and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
A D
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store.
A
And me and me little sister,
E A
Come stomping through the door.
(NC- SPOKEN)
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
A
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath, and check his bloodshot eyes.
E A
And don't listen to him boys and girls, 'cause he tells fucking lies.
A D
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright.
A
Cause the old fucking wanker,
E A
Forgot me fucking bike.
(NC- SPOKEN)
You wait you old c***, I'm gonna dob you in.
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out.
(SING TO FADE)
"I saw mummy sucking Santa Claus"
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