Biografia:
John Valby (born 1945 in Rochester, New York) is a musician and comedian who plays in barrooms and college campuses across the east coast. Using an old-fashioned piano, he creates comedic parodies of classic songs. He can always be found performing in his classic white tails tuxedo and black derby hat.
Valby lives up to his nickname "Dr. Dirty". His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events.
Read more on Last.fm
Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
"Puff The Magic Tampon" - Written by John Valby
Parody of "Puff the Magic Dragon"
http://www.johnvalbynation.com/
Chords by Maniac1075
A C#9
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON
D A
LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEE'S
D A F#9 B9 E
AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE
A C#9 D A
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WHEN HE FIRST TOOK THE PLUNGE
D A F#9 B9 E
MADE A SPLASH INSIDE HER GASH AND SWELLED UP LIKE A SPONGE
A C#9 D A
LITTLE JACKY'S PECKER HE LOVED THAT RASCAL PUFF
E A
HE FUCKED TILL HIS LITTLE HEAD GOT RED
F# B9 E
HE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH
A C#9 D E
THEN ONE DAY IT HAPPENED PUFFY SPRANG A LEAK
D A
BUT DON'T COMPLAIN YOU SLEAZY BITCH
F#9 B9 E
HE'S BEEN IN YOUR BOX A WEEK
A C#m D A
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEES
D A F# B9 E
AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE
A C#9 D A
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WAS THROWN IN A GARBAGE CAN
D A
AND GOT RECYCLED AS FIBER IN
F#9 E A
KELLOGG'S RAISIN BRAN
Parody of "Puff the Magic Dragon"
http://www.johnvalbynation.com/
Chords by Maniac1075
A C#9
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON
D A
LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEE'S
D A F#9 B9 E
AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE
A C#9 D A
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WHEN HE FIRST TOOK THE PLUNGE
D A F#9 B9 E
MADE A SPLASH INSIDE HER GASH AND SWELLED UP LIKE A SPONGE
A C#9 D A
LITTLE JACKY'S PECKER HE LOVED THAT RASCAL PUFF
E A
HE FUCKED TILL HIS LITTLE HEAD GOT RED
F# B9 E
HE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH
A C#9 D E
THEN ONE DAY IT HAPPENED PUFFY SPRANG A LEAK
D A
BUT DON'T COMPLAIN YOU SLEAZY BITCH
F#9 B9 E
HE'S BEEN IN YOUR BOX A WEEK
A C#m D A
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEES
D A F# B9 E
AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE
A C#9 D A
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WAS THROWN IN A GARBAGE CAN
D A
AND GOT RECYCLED AS FIBER IN
F#9 E A
KELLOGG'S RAISIN BRAN
John Wesley Hard (...)
John Wesley Ryle (...)
John Wesley Work
John West
John Wetton
Johnathan Thulin
Johnathon Long
Johnette Napolit (...)
Johnie All Stars
Johnnie and Jack