G
I was a sexy little viper ruin
in the corner of King Tut tomb
C D
when the hate train started
G
going choo choo
G
I was a rat on a burning ship
When we sunk our fire got put out
Em C
It was just like the great plague
D
It's like the birth of underwear
D C# C D
Hey dude I hate everything you do
G Em
But I'm trying really hard to not hate you
C D G
Hating you won't make you suck any less
G C D G
G
I was a wheel in a war machine
Now I'm a toilet in a restaurant
C D
Somebody's gotta do it
G
I know my place
G
I was a baby killing Cadillac
Now I'm a drug induced heart attack
Em C
Somebody's gotta do it
D
I know my place
D C# C D
Hey dude I hate everything you do
G Em
But I'm trying really hard to not hate you
C D G
Hating you won't make you suck any less
G C D G Em D C# C A
A
Have you ever wanted to be
C
Have you ever wanted wanted to see
G G#
Someone better in the mirror
A
Have you ever wanted to go
C
Have you ever wanted to know
G B
Somewhere greener me fucking neither
Em D C G F# G
I bet you got something beautiful in mind
G
They're gonna beat me till I'm black and blue
Give me a kokopelli face tattoo
Em C
And I'll tell you a secret
G
Kreuz is German for Williams
G
In the blood cult of the mislead youth
D G
I've got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues
Em
Let me tell you some weird shit
C D
There's gonna be a big old civil war inside my house tonight
C D
Hey dude I hate everything you do
G Em
But I'm trying really hard to not hate you
C D G
Hating you won't make you suck any less