[Intro]
C G Am F C G
Am F
Welcome back to the land of re-reality
C G Am C G
Wait let’s get it again with a little more personality
Am F
Welcome back to the land of re-reality
C G
Great now, say I want the world to see the real me
Am F
Don’t eat, don’t sleep, stay healthy
C G
And it isn’t in the budget to get a ticket for your family
[Verse]
Am F
I heard they hired us our own attorney
C G
Nope, conflict of interest, there, don’t you worry
Am F C
Look over there at the Hollywood sign, sign,
G
Sign right there on the dotted line
Am C Dm
Pretend you’re dating, it’s great for ratings
C G
Look into the camera, America’s waiting…
Am
(America's waiting)
[Chorus]
F C G Am
Everything aint always what it seems
F C G Am
In the la la land, that you see on your screen
F C G Am
Everything aint always what it seems
F C G
In the la la land of reality
[Verse]
Am F
I feel a little under the weather
C
We gotta pill from Beverly Hills that’ll make you feel better
Am F
No such thing as a winner or a loser
C G
Everyone’s a winner said every producer
Am F
It aint our call, it’s America’s honey
C G
It’s not our decision but your time is our money
Am F
We need more energy, we need more ratings
C Am
Dance for the camera, America’s waiting
[Chorus]
F C G Am
Everything aint always what it seems
F C G Am
In the la la land, that you see on your screen
F C G Am
Everything aint always what it seems
F C G
In the la la land of reality
Dm F C G
In the la la land of reality
[Verse]
Am F
Lights and camera, cut that’s me
C E
Just like that, like 1, 2, 3
Am F
Take all of your clothes off please
E F
We’re gonna need them back, for the finale
Am F E
Someone call security and escort her out to the street
Am F E C Am
You should probably call an uber, it might be hard to get a taxi (taxi, taxi, taxi)
[Chorus]
F C G Am
Everything aint always what it seems
F C G Am
In the la la land, that you see on your screen
F C G Am
Everything aint always what it seems
F C G
In the la la land of reality
F C G
In the la la land of reality
[Outro]
Am C G
Don’t’ believe everything that you read
Am F C G
In the la la land of reality