[Chords]
Em 022000
C x32010
Am x02210
G 355433
Bm x24432
[Spoken Intro]
N.C.
Yesterday I asked you
to help me write a song
You would provide the lyrics
And I would write the music
[Verse 1]
Em Em
I'm feeling groovy - Gimme' your booty
Em Em
And the Oscar goes to the 'moji movie
C Am
Jailbreak - Me too - Look what you made me do
Em Em
Flailing the katanas like the very best weaboo
Em Em
There's a spider above me - Hey - Don't touch me
Em Em
The ting goes skrra - And yet still nobody loves me
C Am
Praise lord Cthulu - I'll release you soon
Em Em
I went to music school just to use autotune
[Interlude]
N.C.
I wish I had a wife - Dad don't go
I hate my life and I stubbed my toe
Mmm yeah - Oh daddy, oh
Coming to steal you girl, here I go
When you finna nut - Hype for Shrek 5
Without my memes I can't survive
I am a rebel, I never rhyme
Halloween is over, now it's Christmas time
[Chorus 1]
G C
My name is Eminem and I'm here to say
Am
A child called me mommy today
Bm
The party thruster is my new favorite thing
G C
Someone needs to take that speaker away
Am
Has it really been two years? No way
Bm
In fifth grade I was forced to sing
N.C.
Death is internal
[Verse 2]
Em Em
Keep it sleazy - I'm easy to please-y
Em Em
Emoji movie is out on DVD
C Am
Lose control of your body - Ooh, naughty naughty
Em Em
Minions are sexy - Minions are godly
Em Em
Waiting 'till I marry - I'm feeling lucky
Em Em
God that's too scary - Jenna's dogs are sucky
C Am
King of staying woke - I wish I was an emoji
Em Em
Look, another forehead joke - Banging your girl Chloe
[Chorus 2]
G C
You've finally accomplished your dream
Am
Me me big boy - I'm a living dead meme
Bm
I'm a moon truther furry
G C
We can sing some karaoke
Am
Frick the police - Hentai's healthy
C
These should have stopped at three
[Outro]
G
Unblock me Jake, please
G
Yes, daddy - kinky