[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Dm
Well I met this woman, she was hard as nails
Dm
I think she'd just come out of the county jail
G Dm
But I loaned her some money, just to pay her rent
Am G Dm
If I would she would put me in her last will and testament
[Verse 2]
Dm
Well I got lots of children, an ex-wife or two
Dm
I never hear from them, 'till the bills are due
G Dm
The money I gave 'em, they already spent
Am G Dm
If I could just slip'em out, you've put me in that last will and testament
[Verse 3]
Dm
You know I'm going over sixty, I'm older than most
Dm
It won't be long now, I'll be nothing but a ghost
G Dm
My intentions, it's my intent
Am G Dm
To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament
[Guitar solo]
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[Verse 4]
Dm
And when it's all over, they put you in the ground
Dm
Send my belongings to the lost and found
G Dm
My intention, it's my intent
Am G Dm
To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament
[Outro]
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