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This isn't the exact the way the song is played but I think it's pretty damn close.
INTRO
C G Am
F G
Verse 1
C G Am
They said our relationship wouldn't work
F G
Cause your IQ is 50 and I eat dirt
C G Am
We're not a romantic comedy
F G
We're a mentally retarded love story
F G
So grab your walker and come with me
C G Am
We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady
F G
We'll make wedding bands with macaroni
F G C G Am F G
Well were mentally retarded in love
C G Am
Well when we drool it's kind of cool
F G
Well we'll ride the short bus on the way to school
C G Am
Well the government will help us and your mom will too
F G
Well my grandma's got an apartment behind her pool
F G
So grab your walker and come with me
C G Am
We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady
F G
We'll make wedding bands with macaroni
F G C G Am
Well were mentally retarded in love
F G C G Am
Well were mentally retarded in love
F G
Well we're mentally retarded
F G
Well we're so damn darn retarded
F G C G Am
Well we're bu, bu, bu, retarded in love