[intro]
B F# E E x4
B F#
Sitting in the corner, cookin' up a ruse
E
Laughing with the Hard Skin, drinkin' lodsa booze
B F#
Along comes the old bill, stinking up the drum
E
Talking fuckin' bollocks, talking' out his bum
B F#
Law and Order - up your arse
E
You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce
B F#
Law and Order - up your arse
E
You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce
B F#
Accusing us of this, accusing us of that
E
Fuckin' stupid bastard, pork scratchin' twat
B F#
You're down the road johnny, fuckin sort it out
E
If you need some muscle, give the boys a shout
B F#
Law and Order - up your arse
E
You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce
B F#
Law and Order - up your arse
E
You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce
[solo]
B F# E E x4
E F# B
Fuckin' sort it!
E F# G#
Sort it!
E F# B
Fuckin' sort it!
C# E
You know you better sort it out!
B F#
Law and Order - up your arse
E
You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce
B F#
Law and Order - up your arse
E
You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce
B F#
Law and Order - up your arse
E
You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce
B F#
Law and Order - up your arse
E
You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce
B F# E E
Shove it up your ass!
B F# E E
Fuck off!