A currently live-only song by Hard N Phirm.
CHORDS USED:
E: 022000 (Strum from the high to low E during the verses)
C: x3201x
D: xx0232 or xx023x
B7: x212xx
G: 320033
[Intro]
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[Verse]
E C
Abe Lincoln was taller than a hickory tree
And tougher than a bucket of dogs
E
As a child, he slept on a pile of rocks
D
With a blanket of dirt in a house made of logs
[Pre-Chorus]
B7 E
He ended slavery
B7 E
Pissed off the Confederacy
C
And when they challenged his words
D
He said, with great authority:
[Chorus]
G E
"Put your lips around my balls
C
And just suck and suck and suck and suck
G E
Place those lips around these balls
C
And just suck and suck and suck and suck
G E
Put your lips around my balls
C
And just suck and suck and suck and suck
G E
I'm Abe Lincoln, eat my balls
C
And just suck and suck and suck and suck
[Verse]
E
The shot rang out
C
In 18-motherfuckin'-65
E
Abe now lay dead
D
Where previously, he'd lain alive
[Pre-Chorus]
B7 E
Though he knew the end was near,
B7 E
His last words were explicitly clear, he said
C
"Make sure you pass on to John Wilkes Booth
D
What I'm sayin' here:
[Chorus]
G E
"Put your lips around my balls
C
And just suck and suck and suck and suck
G E
Put your Ls around my Bs
C
And just S and S and S and S
G E
Put your lips around my balls
C
And just suck and suck and suck and suck
G E
Take these sixteenth president balls
C
And just suck em and suck em and suck em and suck em
[Interlude]
E C
One time, Abraham Lincoln received a telegram from a widow in Kentucky and it read:
G E
"Deet-deet-deetle-eet-deet-deet..."
C
And just suck and suck and suck and suck
G E
"I'm Honest Abe Lincoln
C
And I honestly, want you, to link on, to my balls."
[Chorus]
N.C.
Put your lips around my balls
N.C.
And just suck and suck and suck and suck
N.C.
Put your lips around my balls
N.C.
And just suck and suck and suck and suck (Do the one for the ladies?)
N.C.
Put your lips around my...lips
N.C.
And just suck and suck and suck and suck
G E
Put your lips around my...lips
C D
And just suck and suck and suck and suck
[Outro]
G E
If you wanna succeed in life,
C
Just remember the words that were definitely used by
G E
Abraham Lincoln
C
And whisper to the wind:
G E
"Put your lips around my balls
C
And just suck and suck and suck and suck..."
Legend
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h | Hammer-On
p | Pull-Off
() | Harmonic
Feedback is welcomed.
-- DH
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