A B A B A C#m
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
A B A
I could stay right here or disappear
B A E
and nobody'd even notice at all
A B A B C#m
I'm a creeper in a bathroom cause my buddy kinda left me alone
A B A
but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
B A B E
and pretend to check a text on my phone
G#m
Everything felt fine
B E/B B
when I was half of a pair
G#m br
and through no fault of mine
A B
there's no other half there
Now I'm just
E B
Michael in the bathroom
C#m A E
Michael in the bathroom at a party
B
Forget how long its been
E B
I'm just Michael in the bathroom
C#m A G#m
Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
No you can't come in
A B
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time I leave
C#m F#7
and picking at grout while I softly grieve
I'm just
E/B G#7
Michael who you don't know
C#m F#7
Michael flying solo
A B A
Michael in the bathroom by himself
B A B
All by himself
A
I am hiding
B A
but he's out there
B A B C#m
Just ignoring all our history
A B
Memories get erased
A B
Then I'll get replaced
A B E
With a newer cooler version of me
G#m
And I hear a drunk girl
B
Singing along to Whitney through the door
I wanna dance with somebody
G#m
And my feelings sink
Cause it makes me think
A B
Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore
now its just
E B
Michael in the bathroom
C#m A E
Michael in the bathroom at a party
B
I have regret the beers
E B
Michael in the bathroom
C# A G#m
Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B
As I choke back the tears
A
I'll wait as long as I need
B
Til my face is dry
C#m
Or I'll just blame it on weed
F#7
Or something in my eye
I'm just
E G#7
Michael who you don't know
C#m F#7
Michael flyin' solo
A B A B A B
Michael in the bathroom by himself
A B
Knock knock knock knock
A B
They're gonna start to shout soon
A B
Knock knock knock knock
A B
Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon
A B
Knock knock knock knock
Bb C7
It sucks he left me here alone
Bb C7
Knock knock knock knock
Bb C7
Here in this teenage battlezone
Bb C7
Clang clang clang clang
C D7
I feel the pressure blowing up
C D7
Bang bang bang bang
Db Eb7
My big mistake was showing up
Db Eb7
Splash splash splash splash
Db Eb7
I throw some water in my face
Dbm
And I am in a better place
Gb
I go to open up the door
A B
But I can't hear knocking
Anymore
G#m
And I can't help but yearn
B
For a different time
G#m
But then I look in the mirror
And the present is clearer
A
And there's no denying
B
I'm just
E B C#m A
E
at a party
A B
Is there a sadder sight
E B
mmmmmmmmmm
C#m A B
Michael in the bathroom at a party
A/B
This is a heinous night
A
I wish I stayed at home in bed
B
Watching cable porn
C#m
Or wish I offed myself instead
F#7
Wish I was never born
E/B
I'm just Michael
Who's a loner
C#m F#7
He must be a stoner
E G#7
Rides a PT Cruiser
C#m F#7
God he's such a loser
E G#7
Michael flying solo
C#m F#7
Who you think that you know
A B A B A
Michael in the bathroom by himself
B A B A
All by himself
B A B A B
All by himself
A B
When all you know about me
A B
is my name
F#m
Awesome party
B E
I'm so glad I came