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As I did walk by hampstead fair
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I came upon mother goose so I turned her loose she was screaming
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And a foreign student said to me
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Was it really true there are elephants and lions too in piccadilly circus
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Walked down by the bathing pond to try and catch some sun
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Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing into hankerchiefs as one
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I dont believe they knew I was a schoolboy
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And a bearded lady said to me
If you start your raving and your misbehaving you'll be sorry
Then the chicken-fancier came to play
With his long red beard and his sisters weird She drives a lorry
Laughed down by the putting green I popped em in their holes
Four and twenty labourers were labouring digging up their gold
I dont believe they knew that I was long john silver
Saw johnny scarecrow make his rounds
In his jet-black mac which he wont give back stole it from a snow man