[Intro]
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[Verse]
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Well, that big dumb blonde with Gorgeous George
E B
And Turtle, that friend of theirs, with his cheques all forged
E A
And his cheeks in a trunk with a cheese in the cash
E B E
They're all gonna be there at that million dollar bash, and it's
[Chorus]
C#m A E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
C#m A E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
B E
It's that million dollar bash
[Verse]
A
Everybody come right now, go over there and back
E B
The louder they come, well, the bigger they crack
E A
Come now, Sweet Pea, and don't forget the flash
E B E
We're all gonna meet at that million dollar bash
[Chorus]
C#m A E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
C#m A E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
B E
It's that million dollar bash
[Verse]
A
Well, I took my counsellor out to the barn
E B
Silly Nelly was there, she told him a yarn
E A
Then along came Jones and emptied the trash
E B E
Everybody went down to that million dollar bash
[Chorus]
C#m A E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
C#m A E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
B E
It's that million dollar bash
[Verse]
A
Well, I been hittin' it too hard, you know, my sloes won't take
E B
I get up in the morning, bit too early to wake
E A
First it's "Hello", then "Goodbye", oh, they push and they crash
E B E
But everybody's gonna make it to that million dollar bash
[Chorus]
C#m A E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
C#m A E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
B E
It's that million dollar bash
[Verse]
A E
Well, I looked at my watch, then I looked at my wrists
B E
Punched myself in my face with my fists, then I
A
Took my taters back a-home to be mashed
E B E
But then I made it right on to that million dollar bash
[Chorus]
C#m A E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
C#m A E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
B E
It's that million dollar bash
[Chorus]
C#m A E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
C#m A E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
B E
It's that million dollar bash
[Chorus]
C#m A E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
C#m A E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
B E
It's that million dollar bash