[intro]
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[verse]
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I been abused, I can't take it anymore I'm all confused, Lord, help me find the door
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I need a little time to sort the wrong from the right, and that's why I'm headin' out tonight
[chorus]
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To the Men's Crisis Center, among friends of my gender
D A D
We're all against unconditional surrender at the Men's Crisis Center
[verse]
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I can play poker for hours on end tell a filthy joke or ask my brothers how they been
G D A D D7
Smile away my tears, forget the past, have a couple beers, and just sit around on my chair
G D G D
At the Men's Crisis Center, among friends of my gender
D A D
We're all against unconditional surrender at the Men's Crisis Center
[verse]
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Counselor gives lessons in self-defense, a mannequin in curlers tries to hit him with a rollin' pin
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He bobs and he weaves to protect his knees and he keeps his head, he feigns injuries and limps on into bed
[chorus]
G D G D
At the Men's Crisis Center, among friends of my gender
D A D
We're all against unconditional surrender at the Men's Crisis Center
[verse]
D A D D7 G D
Little woman comes lookin', tell her I ain't here, she must be mistooken you ain't seen me for a year
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She drives to town, searchin' high and low for me, a trick wall spins around, and there I be
[chorus]
G D G D
At the Men's Crisis Center, among friends of my gender
D A D
We're all against unconditional surrender at the Men's Crisis Center
[outro]
D A D
Stamp all my mail return to sender, I'm at the Men's Crisis Center