Intro ( E - G - A - B ) 2x
E G A B
She's got stickers on her locker
E G A B
And the boy's number's there in magic marker
E G A B
I'm hungry and the hunger will linger
C D
I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers
E G A B
Well every morning I deliver the news
E G A B
Black hat white shoes and I'm red allover
E G A B
She's got a big mailbox that she puts up front
C D
Garbage in garbage out she's getting what she wants
E G A B
Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who
E G A B
If I get busy then I couldn't care less what you do
E G A B
But when I'm by myself I think of nothing else
C D
Than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you
( E - G - A - B ) 2x
E G A B
Spike heels make a hole in a lifeboat
E G A B
Jumpin' and waving I'm talking and laughing as we float
E G A B
I hear a whistle that's how I know she's home
C D
Lipstick eyelash broke mirror broken home
E G A B
Force fed force mixed 'till I drop dead
E G A B
You can't defeat her when you meet her you'll be what I said
E G A B
And Lord knows there's a method to her madness
C D
Bustin' those jokes as I float in a sea of sadness
E G A B
She doesn't know but when she's gonna sit and drink up a few
E G A B
I'm sure she's drinkin two but wondering what for and who
E G A B
And I'm solo rollin' I'm one side off the boat
C D
Looking out throwing up a lifesaver down my throat
Not sure about the solo
( E - G - A - B ) 3x
3x Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who
Outro Cmaj (long) Dmaj (long)
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