[Verse 1]
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Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
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Long as I have my plastic Jesus
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Riding on the dashboard of my car
[Verse 2]
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Comes in colors pink and pleasant,
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Glows in the dark, cuz' he's iridescent,
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Carry it with you when you travel far.
[Chorus]
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Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,
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riding on the dashboard of my car
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Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,
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riding on the dashboard of my car
[Verse 3]
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Get yourself a sweet Madonna,
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dressed in rhinestones,sitting on a
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pedestal of abalone shell
[Verse 4]
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Goin' ninety, I ain't scared,
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'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
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Assuring me that I won't go to Hell
[Chorus]
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Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,
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riding on the dashboard of my car
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Through all trials and tribulations,
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we will travel throughout the nation,
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with my plastic Jesus I'll go far.